Lives in Maidstone

Well Hello there! I am an exciting, eccentric vibrant person. I am passionate about life. I am always smiling and trying to make other people smile. I am very kind but don't push me too far as I can be vicious rrrr. I'm strong minded and extremely confident. No insecurities. No time to worry about what I haven't got. More time to appreciate what I HAVE got! I love singing/songwriting, love dancing, love blue's and funk, love 60's era, love flowers, floaty dresses birds tweeting shiny happy people lol! Love 80's, love tight leggings and big hair, big heels (on me NOT YOU) Love humour. If you don't have a good sense of humour. Go away! Noone likes you! Lol My humour is a bit strange so if you don't consider yourself open minded then stay in the box. Well I say strange because sometimes I'm the only one who gets the joke. Well here's for the normal bit: - I work in sales, accounts, customer service and admin, as I know my way how to comfort unsettled souls and also how to organise. It's great. I get to flourish in every way possible. It's nice to be in a job where I'm appreciated. I have been single for ages. My longest relationship was just under 5yrs. I am here to hopefully meet a wonderful, talented, intelligent, interesting, dominant male! I'm not here to make a profit or and I don't need a career boost. Help-no Advice-yes! Hope my profile hasn't scared you off! If it has GOOD. Filter out the time wasters: .